August 2007
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July 2007
“a person’s success in life can usually be measured by the number of...”
– Tim Ferris author of The 4-Hour Workweek
“I don’t think smoking the occasional spliff is all that wrong.”
– Rebel Billionaire™ Richard Branson
image replaced →
ignoring the good advice of indierockbakery i tried to host my images on gmail…doesn’t quite work
Antonioni dead at 94 →
God is killing the remaining masters of cinema…someone hold onto godard very tightly
Bergman dies at 89 →
It’s like Cezanne or Van Gogh dying only 100 years after painting was invented
Pip Pip →
tori throws down the gauntlet…Ash you’ve been challenged!!
distance to zero →
ashraf enters the game with a new blog
Fox prints money...as predicted →
the simpsons PWN the foreign market
field briefing
the sea was indeed horrible. a full post will soon follow. I did not have a digital camera in those wilds, but armed with a single use emulsion-based imager i was able to capture the scale and horror of that saline ruin.
after enduring the stench and affront to our values dylan and i set a course for the pernicious dunes of Ocotillo Wells State Vehicular Recreation Area™. barreling through...
“If LA was a thai restaurant the Salton Sea would be the puddle under the dumpster out back.”
—Dylan upon first smelling the Salton Sea
dylan de gama
The Salton Sea
The Salton Sea as it exists today is the aftermath of a man-made environmental disaster that occurred between 1905 and 1907, when improper management of irrigation routes from the Colorado River caused the river to flow unchecked into the Salton Sink for some two years.
Dylan and I are making the 3 hour incursion into the greatest American ecological disaster of the 20th...
imagine a really clever post
…about blog as the new zine
i just lost my first post…and i’m mad as hell
not really
“look at all these ho’s!!”
– jared, upon leaving the arclight (2am)
“i can’t wait for simpsons 2, 3, 4, and 5. i’m on board.
no comments...”
– dylan, upon leaving the arclight
“Don’t threaten me with a good time!”
– Tiffany on VH1’s sociological experiment: “Rock of Love”
rides for pigs →
“i dont know if i trust these yelps.
they are all from boston.
idiots.”
– tim via AIM, in regards to the incompetence of the beantown yelp community
blog fever
Tim: what am i looking at?
me: this is a blog
me: a new blog
Tim: ...
me: written by yours truly
Tim: ahhhh
Tim: you know what
Tim: this is some ironic stuff right here brah
me: irony
Tim: I am actually looking up the phone # o my web host as we speak to see how to activate my free blog
me: i hate irony
rss villainy
truncated rss feeds suck.
you’re telling me i have to actually visit your website to see your content? go back to 1997. i’ll only look at your site through my reader. unless it’s pornography. a porn rss feed would be genius. please don’t steal my idea. but yeah. there are several blogs that have excellent editorial content, but by truncating their feeds, and attempting to...
thank you sir! →
mike goubeaux is soon to share san diego with the interweb!
luncheon caught in the talons of the neverending...
Ash: so we doing this pizza friday?
me: did you read about my luncheon woes?
me: I NEED REDRESS!!
Ash: haha
Ash: what can you do?
me: make bold claims about hawaiian bbq
there is a wild mountain lion in echo park today →
and it’s hunting pugs
“The almost orgasmic deliciousness of a bacon-wrapped hotdog can only be...”
– POSTED BY: CHELSEA AT APRIL 12, 2006 12:40 PM
for you fly over states
i’ve recently discovered that LA has things going on not covered by the sterling journalism of US Weekly. if my native friends don’t mind, i’m going to be using the plural nominative “we” to describe myself + the denizens of los angeles.
we get no respect. i know this because until i moved here a year ago, i didn’t care about LA, believing it to be overrun by...
#2
this blog starts
nearly 7 months since my last blog post. i have some friends using this service, and I expect to outdo them all with my witty, insightful, and original blogging. i also plan to post the best of what you’ve read elsewhere on a regular basis.
to ensure the absence of journalistic integrity, be prepared for mobile phone updates at my most inebriated, photos, recordings and...