October 2008
“i’m about sick of that dude right now”
– kurt, after hearing a co-worker watch the obama special for the 19th time
infy SING-A-LONG: Once Soundtrack
tumblrs click through to belt it out infy style
infy NOV 5TH GUIDELINES FOR COLOREDS: obama-wise
from the beltway bandit known as infy’s father:
1. No crying, hugging or shouting “Thank you Lord” - at least not in public.
2. No high-fives - at least not unless the area is clear and there are no witnesses.
3. No laughing at the McCain/Palin supporters.
4. No calling in sick on November 5th. They’ll get nervous if too many of us don’t show up.
5. We’re...
“i really hope Barry taxes the living shit out of this clown”
– colin, in regards to joe the plumber’s record deal
infy VOTING GUIDE: we gots props
twelve props on the ballot, and you didn’t know there was more than obeezy to vote for. don’t sweat. infy’s got you covered.
2008 CA VOTER INITIATIVES:
1A: yes 2: yes 3: yes 4: no 5: yes 6: no 7: yes 8: no 9: no 10: no 11: no 12: yes
disagreeing with any of the above positions might make you a dick. vote for change.
“you gon’ burn what? bitch i wish you woooouuuuld burn my motherfuckin...”
– real talk
WatchMcCain’s slaves voting obama
natural deodorant
tella:
switching to tom’s deodorant makes me insecure about my smell, which makes me sweat more, which challenges the deodorant that was having a hard time working anyways.
natural deodorants are a noble endeavor.
stinky. but noble.
Watchjeremy - pearl jam
sometimes bud posts just for bud
don't you remember?
we built this city
Clarence Carter - Patches
I was so ragged that...
“we cut the legs off of our pants
threw our shoes into the ocean
sit back and...”
– we don’t have to get old
Watchpiercethenight:
paulscheer:
Enjoy…”DON DRAPER’S GUIDE TO PICKING UP WOMEN”— AWESOME
damn, after the first two rules i thought i was doing pretty good. awkward silences and being needlessly vague are two of my specialties. all that other stuff, not so much..
pro tips straight from the man himself.
oh wait. he didn’t mention BREAKING BIRDIE’S SWEET SWEET HEART at every...
“let’s take the bass line for a walk”
– jazzes
Watchbanksy’s beasts
beg waves - ponytail
molly siegel, may i have...
“i know you, you’re the one i’ve waited for. let’s have some...”
– jon brion
