i just dropped my iphone
for the 6,000th time. it shattered. i am now looking into suicide. not in the rhetorical sense. i in every conceivable way intend to murder myself before the sun rises.
i
am
later’d
the screen is the worst i have ever seen an iphone. i am completely serious.
if you are reading this, i typed it on a borrowed laptop. also, i am dead. my iphone is later’d….so i killed myself. soooooooooo dead. goddamnit i hate life and all those who live it.
take a moment.
fuck you. fuck you and your life.
goddamnit my fucking phone is later’d.
FUCK.
i am so fucking dead right now.
fuck.
$400
