East VS. West

“Figure out whether you’re an East- or West-sider by asking yourself the following questions:

1. Surfing or hiking?
2. Bristol Farms or Trader Joe’s?
3. Tapas or tacos?
4. Ladies: heels or boots?
5. Gentlemen: khakis or tight jeans?
6. Which is more your scene: a wine bar or a dive bar?
7. Define “gentrification”:
a. When the neighborhood Crate and Barrel is replaced by a Barney’s.
b. When the neighborhood liquor store starts carding.
8. Which complaint do you find yourself making more frequently?
a. It’s so hard to find good help these days.
b. It’s so hard to find a good Laundromat these days.


If you chose the first answer to most of the above questions, you won’t be happy any further east than West Hollywood. If you chose the second answer, you won’t be happy any further west.”

a pretty accurate delineation. i think you know where infy’s affections lie.
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