*i'm blaring boston in my office*
me:
the shredding too much for you?
me:
CAN YOU HANDLE THIS H&O?
kurt:
dude H&O would fucking kill that shit
kurt:
they would be crying for more hairspray and spandex
kurt:
and Hall would be like what was that I was too busy fucking your girlfriend
kurt:
your wife wants some but i dont do fatties
kurt:
get the fuck out of here