normal girls (i.e who don’t know who Pavement are) are the best because you come from this whole other world where there is no Axe deodrant and no-one really gives a shit about Gossip Girl.
its like that song in Aladdin except you’re telling them about which taco places are open 24 hours and how rad The Smiths are.
nah man. the boner’s got to be preeeeetty, preeetty, pretty good to train an entry-level alt from the ground up. if i have to explain who charlie kaufman is and why i won’t meet them at the “cutest venice wine bar” in the same breath i’m tfl.