Originally Posted By piercethenight

my parents are trying to kill me

piercethenight:

christmas brunch:

  • caramel glazed french toast
  • thick cut bacon, breaded before frying
  • way too much coffee

actually they are probably trying to kill my grandfather, who is diabetic and semi-heart attack prone

i think my mother recently took out life insurance on us. she’s feeding me bacon like it’s the antidote.

“i knew you liked bacon so i put some bacon in your bacon so you could bacon while you bacon.”

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