my parents are trying to kill me
christmas brunch:
- caramel glazed french toast
- thick cut bacon, breaded before frying
- way too much coffee
actually they are probably trying to kill my grandfather, who is diabetic and semi-heart attack prone
i think my mother recently took out life insurance on us. she’s feeding me bacon like it’s the antidote.
“i knew you liked bacon so i put some bacon in your bacon so you could bacon while you bacon.”