this blog starts

nearly 7 months since my last blog post. i have some friends using this service, and I expect to outdo them all with my witty, insightful, and original blogging. i also plan to post the best of what you’ve read elsewhere on a regular basis.

to ensure the absence of journalistic integrity, be prepared for mobile phone updates at my most inebriated, photos, recordings and otherwise job-forfeiting endeavors to be documented in full.

this is a blog written by a los angeles native, born in the midwest, raised overseas, and educated in the deep south. i’m claiming LA. and it’s up to you to make sure i get all of the

next post to feature every blog necessary for all transplants and wannabes from the east coast fronting on how “i wanna live in williamsburg but the work is out west.”

fuck you guys.

LA is awesome.